women 150-welcome to class

Women 150: language and communication
-on language and communication, women can be hard to translate at times. This guide details only some rough translations of a particular female, not to be applied to all.
1. When conversing with females, think indepthly about what they say. For example, if they tell you something specific, but not exactly direct, its usually a sign that this subject needs more attention.
ex1: "My shoulder hurts." -in this situation, this translates clearly into: Please rub my shoulders/back, i am in need of your attention now.
ex2: "Those are the shoes I would want..." -here, she is insinutating that you should buy them for her, or be actively looking for the item mentioned.
ex3: "I've been working so hard on this, (and its still not working...)" -This is a direct plea for your help with the project or item. You should respond in either case of the item isnt working, or merely that she mentioned it, and did not mention she finished it.
Not too bad yet, hopefully. Lets continue.
2. Body language is important to everything. Some more subtle nuances are:
1. A distracted stare at something non entertaining- this is a non vocal want of comfort from you, or some form of physical attention.
2. Territorial females will often want to display their claim if they feel threatened by others. This may include unwanted grooming, static clinginess, and other displays.
to be continued with gifts, perspective and history, and responses.