Kirby x Mety-Why this maybe should not exist rant

I am a fan of yaoi pairings as any other anime fan girl, but I have some issues about this particular pairing... I like it, don't get me wrong, I think its cute and maybe a little sexy O~o but still....
1. I'm pretty sure mety is probably straight....not saying this for sure...I've had my suspiscions before, but at least I think he's mostly straight.
2. Kirby is classified as a baby star warrior. Based off anime...Meta Knight is probably at least 1,000 years old (guess). Which is much older than Kirby in any case. He is portrayed as an older mentor, a grizzled war survivor. Kirby x mety is therefore bordering on pedophilia. That said, I don't have a problem with that either in an anime sense, but I just wonder if any supporters of that pairing have realized this, or if they just dont care.
-Kirby i think could go either way really, he's still a kid.
3. Some have speculated that Kirby is a relative of Meta Knights. This has been denied by meta knight in the anime, but still some people believe. It is a popular theme in anime, but kirby x mety pairing in that case would also mean possible incest.
-Darkness abounds in Kirby. You just have to read between the fluff and stars. Not that I really care...I'm all for some hot puffball on puffball action! Yes. I said it. After the tings I've seen on youtube, might as well throw in Galactic knight too, heck I'll even stretch it, throw in waddle dee, and you've got a puffball orgy goin on. Have I blown your mind yet? :D
-Not gonna deny it, I like kirby yaoi---truly, I don't have a need to see orgys going on though. Just kind of amusing to think about.

Also, kind of side rant: Yes, we all know now that under the mask, meta knight is as cute as kirby. I think it's correct that he wears it cause no one would take him seriously if he didn't. Also, I think his outer appearance belies his true emotions. He wants to keep his emotions a secret from everyone, that whole cool, mysterious persona. Doing that, you only let people know what you want them to know, and deny everything else. Being behind a mask gives a sense of power and aloofness. It just adds to his character really. You never know what side he's on, if he's a scary foe, or loyal friend. If you play or watch more, then you find out that he's the good guy, just tends to follow his own rules, and stays out of conflicts if it doesn't involve him. Dark Meta knight is the opposite, he's all chaotic and evils. I don't remember dark mety very well though, so i cant say much about him. Maybe ill research a bit more now. Or play the game again. He didn't appear in the anime....I wish I could make an anime...but animation is so hard...it takes so long...still, maybe ill try. A better anime...with more characters updated since nightmare's defeat. Then again, thats a major project.....oh well, an idea for another person/team/franchise....*hint* *hint* i'd like to be apart of that.